Sunday, July 10, 2016

Corporate joke

Corporate joke

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below :-
_"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."_

Man below replied :-
_"You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude."_

Lady :- "You must be an engineer."_

*Man :-*
_"How do you know?"_

*Lady :-* _"Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost."_

*Engineer :-* _"You must be in Top Management."_

*Lady :-* _"Ya. How do you know?"_

*Engineer :-* _"You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge._
_You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!"_

😀😀😀😃😃😃😄😄😄

A must read n circulate for all working professionals...!!

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